Tuesday, 7 October 2014

Booker style article extract

Need to save money? Don’t get rid of your car as a solution…

“If we sold the car, and perhaps took the bus, we would save a lot of money” My wife innocently stated at dinner. And I ignorantly agreed...

After trial and error, we rose from the mist of confusion with bus passes and no car… Firstly, I will tell you that this was not in any way a quick or easy decision. But, as my wife and I rarely use the car, except for work, we thought it would be a ‘great’ idea to jump back into our university days and once more rely on public transport to ferry us around the place. Big mistake.


When your sat on chewing-gum, with your foot in a ‘sticky’ substance, and you’re sure the guy next to you is either ridiculously drunk or is genuinely about to die. The fact that, “Public transport is at least twice as energy efficient as private cars as a full bus produces 377 times less carbon monoxide than a full car” means nothing to you. And the white glowing memory of you fresh, crisp, air conditioned mini cooper seeps into your mind and creates a humorous contrast to the hot prison carriage which you have found yourself in at the present.  


Arriving at my destination, having just pressed the “stop” button, I realised I had to get past the oaf of a man to my right in order to escape the grasp of this odour-ridden joke of a bus. The quotes on the bus walls explaining that their busses are; “quick and easy” and are “always there for you!” bring a smile to my face. I turn politely to my fellow passenger, and gently inform him that I have to get off the bus. With intense annoyance he swings his legs round and sits sideways on the seat, creating a tiny passage,if you like, for me to squeeze through. I for one don’t enjoy body contact with repulsive strangers, especially on a Tuesday morning, but this crossed the line. Whatever odd transport-connected line I’m on about I don’t know. But as I sat there on this man’s lap, having just fallen down, I thought to myself “Never again”. And thus began the continuous argument between me and my wife as to why we should consider, once again, buying a car.  

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